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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Stay humble.Twitter: @giantrobotwarFacebook:Jasper SwiftMyFreeCams: JasperSwiftGodsGirls:JasperAre you 18+ and want to see more of me?  If you can never catch me on cam, let not your heart be troubled. Click here to buy videos and photos of me for immediate download! I update with content often!</description><title>.*:Jasper Swift:*.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @giantrobotwar)</generator><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goddammitfenton.tumblr.com/post/50370545773/if-you-ever-feel-bad-about-yourself-just-remember" target="_blank"&gt;goddammitfenton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50975753527</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50975753527</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:21:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Where’s my mom? Are you my mom?”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f00bfd35c55b5b4f692f0f4e49e6caad/tumblr_mn5044uR5S1qzgrlno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Where’s my mom? Are you my mom?”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50975529327</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50975529327</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:14:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c2b5855a5c0ba2c3e6444fe72be7e1c/tumblr_mn4zzydrBU1qzgrlno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50975444545</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50975444545</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:11:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/488be971866ad2b578235a763286378b/tumblr_mn4bpqsNl41raeklro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50975372190</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50975372190</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:09:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>give2me</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9039f9aba77a5c4138c81f96732dbc2e/tumblr_mjiptisLHr1qarksao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;give2me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50781489882</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50781489882</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:01:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothlolita.tumblr.com/post/50491591837/im-sorry-but-you-two-cant-get-the-marriage-the" target="_blank"&gt;gothlolita&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50778910493</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50778910493</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:24:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>misskeylock:

theshitpeopletweet:

sabboth:

Oh no

The best...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/403d5223526d68ba4334c10e294f317e/tumblr_mi86uxG9wT1qhjdo8o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misskeylock.tumblr.com/post/43128704151/theshitpeopletweet-sabboth-oh-no-the-best" target="_blank"&gt;misskeylock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theshitpeopletweet.tumblr.com/post/43110063100/sabboth-oh-no-the-best-harlem-shake-video" target="_blank"&gt;theshitpeopletweet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sabboth.tumblr.com/post/43091230272" target="_blank"&gt;sabboth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh no&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The best Harlem Shake video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omg the fuckin’ upside down board cut out&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50778257611</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50778257611</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:15:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re..."</title><description>“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Chris Brogan  (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thatkindofwoman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50776324722</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50776324722</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:46:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sorryhouse:

from i will never be beautiful enough to make us...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ff0bc19ff5b3f5964967603a20f5534/tumblr_mmluq8Sts81rlex87o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50120325192/from-i-will-never-be-beautiful-enough-to-make-us" target="_blank"&gt;sorryhouse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;from &lt;a href="http://sorryhouse.com/product/i-will-never-be-beautiful-enough-to-make-us-beautiful-together/" target="_blank"&gt;i will never be beautiful enough to make us beautiful together&lt;/a&gt; by mira gonzalez&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50773360319</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50773360319</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:02:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/276f28987d71753bb9bc6eefda9eba97/tumblr_mmztobbAm41qzpsuoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50768186948</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50768186948</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 19:41:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>alexsegura:

Archie Comics responds to the American Family...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05y5pDYCR1qaq493o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexsegura.tumblr.com/post/18497662785/archie-comics-responds-to-the-american-family" target="_blank"&gt;alexsegura&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Archie Comics responds to the American Family Association:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“We stand by &lt;em&gt;Life with Archie #16&lt;/em&gt;. As I’ve said before, Riverdale is a safe, welcoming place that does not judge anyone. It’s an idealized version of America that will hopefully become reality someday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re sorry the American Family Association/OneMillionMoms.com feels so negatively about our product, but they have every right to their opinion, just like we have the right to stand by ours. Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;— Archie Comics Co-CEO Jon Goldwater&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK YA!!!! YOU GO KEVIN KELLER.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50767696964</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50767696964</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 19:33:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>addelburgh:

yes, hello?
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4d63082737292180b08baa5a07c8ccc/tumblr_mjku56Xk9V1qhwlspo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://addelburgh.tumblr.com/post/45237633819/yes-hello" target="_blank"&gt;addelburgh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yes, hello?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50762154601</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50762154601</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:13:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fcb317aa61510e8e51f10a5a1c13d050/tumblr_mg87v1dpJr1s0lh0yo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50761636930</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50761636930</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:06:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2boflbzjx1qz4d4bo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50761118013</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50761118013</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:59:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>alipop:

moonbrains:

versace-kid:

unrisked:

sassymodels:

sori...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcwtd3hMA1qfji2jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alipop.tumblr.com/post/50757682946" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;alipop&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://moonbrains.tumblr.com/post/50742311785/versace-kid-unrisked-sassymodels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;moonbrains&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://versacexkid.co.vu/post/50728310864/unrisked-sassymodels-sorinq-king-pale" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;versace-kid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://unrisked.tumblr.com/post/50357941107/sassymodels-sorinq-king-pale-pukequeen" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;unrisked&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sassymodels.tumblr.com/post/50153657426" target="_blank"&gt;sassymodels&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sorinq.tumblr.com/post/50153565497/king-pale-pukequeen-chanel-smokes-ok" target="_blank"&gt;sorinq&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://king-pale.tumblr.com/post/49254728292/pukequeen-chanel-smokes-ok-ok-ok" target="_blank"&gt;king-pale&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pukequeen.tumblr.com/post/49245348533/chanel-smokes-ok-ok" target="_blank"&gt;pukequeen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chanel-smokes.tumblr.com/post/49243195970/ok" target="_blank"&gt;chanel-smokes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ok&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ok&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ok&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ok&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ok&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;ok&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;ok&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;ok&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OK&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50761082137</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50761082137</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:58:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gleeson666.tumblr.com/post/42347143637/do-you-ever-get-into-one-of-those-situations-where" target="_blank"&gt;gleeson666&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50761072177</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50761072177</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:58:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://haithinkimfunny.tumblr.com/post/50645988173" target="_blank"&gt;haithinkimfunny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queenestelle.tumblr.com/post/36793451702/gothist-get-ignored-so-much-bitches-call-me" target="_blank"&gt;queenestelle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothist.tumblr.com/post/33724997423" target="_blank"&gt;gothist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;at least you get accepted no matter what&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50760907671</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50760907671</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:55:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial..."</title><description>““If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;H.P. Lovecraft (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghostofseven.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ghostofseven&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50760889135</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50760889135</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:55:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lunarshadesofindigo:


This is a valuable lesson

actual life...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb24a2fccd971783c60e1a2dcac868d2/tumblr_ml1yp6EBjL1rbavngo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d43f487e972e1dff7722c6307a94b30/tumblr_ml1yp6EBjL1rbavngo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a64222d8fb56b04bf0c08cd94aaa704/tumblr_ml1yp6EBjL1rbavngo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunarshadesofindigo.tumblr.com/post/50636216083/this-is-a-valuable-lesson-actual-life-lessons-in" target="_blank"&gt;lunarshadesofindigo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;This is a valuable lesson&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;actual life lessons in a children’s cartoon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50760740534</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50760740534</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:53:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>smokeporch:


Drama-Free
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c508e215339c0bc3b5178a3465b9b9a/tumblr_mhp9afBzSN1qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smokeporch.com/post/50757897298/drama-free" target="_blank"&gt;smokeporch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;

&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/Ke7rh" target="_blank"&gt;Drama-Free&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50760643863</link><guid>http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com/post/50760643863</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:52:12 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
