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oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
Actually making that face right now. How the hell did this get published?
What the actual fuck is this? It reads like really bad fanfic.
- Losing one’s “virginity” should never ever be like that. LUBE. LUBE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
- THIS IS NOT HOW PEOPLE FUCK. THIS IS NOT HOW PEOPLE FUCK.
- “ecstatic triumph” what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!
It reads like really bad fanfic
Apparently, its Twilight fanfic with the names changed.
entrance of my sex
ur so tight
u ok
You guys this totally reads like something a non-English speaker would say to me on cam.
i can enter your sex. let me see sex entrance bb.
im gon move bb
bb
bb u ok.
(Source: crispycheezefriez)
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Do people really think about “acclimatizing” when they’re fucking?
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I normally skim lemons in fanfics…buT THIS IS NOT WORTHY OF EVEN BEING CALLED SMUT.
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Oh hey look I queued this back just before 50 Shades got super popular and I actually know what it was. Weird. I thought...
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