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hogwartsfacebook:

Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.

For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.

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I had to watch this three times before I realized she wasn’t doing this on purpose. I just thought “well like I guess that works”

I had to watch this three times before I realized she wasn’t doing this on purpose. I just thought “well like I guess that works”

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sterlingsea:

voidbat:

rafira:

rjinswand:

dingraha:

burgerrr:

cisgender:

i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me

everything about this screams fedora 

oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god

holy shit

and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.

has this mouthbreather not heard of lady tattoo artists..?

I will tattoo my entire body if it will keep people like this away from me

I’ve been tattooed by a lady before. I think by this logic that means I’m a lesbian?

sterlingsea:

voidbat:

rafira:

rjinswand:

dingraha:

burgerrr:

cisgender:

i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me

everything about this screams fedora 

oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god

holy shit

and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.

has this mouthbreather not heard of lady tattoo artists..?

I will tattoo my entire body if it will keep people like this away from me

I’ve been tattooed by a lady before. I think by this logic that means I’m a lesbian?

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November 19th, 2013,
‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary
Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’
Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid.
Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’
Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification
Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists.
A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover
Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it.
We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image.
Everything is about us.
Me-me-me.
With the addition of every word to the dictionary,
‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’,
The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves,
And we should, they tell us, weep,
We should weep because we are entitled,
Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram,
Because this is the generation that will one day run the world,
And for that, we should weep,
Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’.
Let me tell you something.
Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION,
MY GENERATION reports the highest levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation,
15% more of US than YOU will go to university,
But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school,
MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt.
58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight,
95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION,
And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough,
That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled,
And anything we do to be financially successful,
Or less stressed,
Or beautiful, god dammit,
Is in vain.
So pick up your phone,
Pick your favourite filter,
And take a goddamn selfie.
You deserve it for having to grow up in these times.

My poem, ‘Hashtag Selfie’. (via dingdongyouarewrong)

kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else